I still laugh at this. Her face just says: "Dafuq you mean probably?" xD
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]
i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS
I just found out that there’s going to be a Korean remake of Nodame Cantabile.